If this site blows up, don’t let CAC, coons and Zionists infiltrate and ruin it.

[bnew]

Can we change posts per page here? Had the same issue on ABW

I just spent about an hour creating a pagination userscript using DeepSeek v3.2(I think).

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EDIT:

UPDATED IT to better support threads memory-wise with large number of posts.

XenForo Enhanced Pagination Userscript - Performance Optimized​

What This Userscript Does​

This userscript enhances your browsing experience on XenForo forums by letting you choose how many posts you want to see on each page, while being smart about performance and memory usage. Instead of being stuck with the forum's default setting (usually 20 posts per page), you can choose to see 40, 60, or even 100 posts on a single page. It's specially designed to handle large threads with thousands of posts without slowing down your browser or using too much memory.

Simple Summary of Features​

​

• Custom Posts Per Page: Choose between 20, 40, 60, or 100 posts per page
• Smart Loading: Only loads posts when you need them, not all at once
• Memory Efficient: Automatically manages memory to prevent browser slowdown
• Fast Navigation: Smooth page transitions even in huge threads

​

• Memory Limits: Never loads more than 300 posts into memory at once (configurable)
• Lazy Loading: Images and videos only load when they're visible on screen
• Automatic Cleanup: Removes old posts from memory when you don't need them
• Smart Caching: Keeps frequently viewed posts ready for quick access

​

For Small Threads (under 200 posts):

• Works like the regular enhanced pagination
• All posts stay loaded for instant navigation
• Full media loading as you browse

For Large Threads (200-15,000+ posts):

• Only loads what you see: If you're on page 5, it doesn't keep pages 1-4 in memory
• Unloads heavy content: Removes images/videos from posts you're not viewing
• Manages memory: Automatically cleans up old posts to free space
• Prevents crashes: Stops loading if memory gets too high

​

• No Browser Crashes: Built-in limits prevent memory overload
• Progressive Loading: Loads more posts gradually as you navigate
• Error Recovery: Handles network issues gracefully
• Clean Shutdown: Properly cleans up when you leave the page

​

• Virtual Scrolling: Only renders posts that are near your viewport
• Intersection Observer: Knows exactly what you're looking at
• Request Throttling: Limits how many pages load simultaneously
• Garbage Collection: Automatic memory cleanup every 30 seconds

​

• Same Simple Interface: Easy posts-per-page selector
• Visual Feedback: Shows loading status and memory usage
• Seamless Transitions: Pages load smoothly without jumping
• Performance First: Prioritizes browser stability over loading everything

​

Scenario: 15,000-post thread with 100 posts/page

• Traditional Approach: Could try to load 15,000 posts → 500MB+ memory → Browser crash
• Our Approach: Loads ~300 posts → 30-50MB memory → Smooth browsing

Scenario: Thread with large GIFs and images

• Traditional: All media loads immediately → Slow scrolling, high CPU
• Our Approach: Only visible media loads → Fast scrolling, low CPU

​

What You SEE:

• Fast page loads even in huge threads
• Smooth scrolling without lag
• Images that load as you view them
• Responsive navigation buttons

What You DON'T See:

• Browser tabs crashing
• Memory usage growing endlessly
• Slow performance over time
• Frozen pages from too much content

​

You can adjust these settings in the code based on your device:

• Mobile Phones: Lower memory limits for better performance
• Powerful Desktops: Higher limits for more cached posts
• Slow Connections: Fewer concurrent downloads
• Data-Saving: Aggressive media unloading

Complete Performance-Optimized Userscript Code​

edit 2:

deleted the second userscript because it was buggy.

edit 3:

this userscript is less buggy and should handle large media threads

// ==UserScript==// @name XenForo Enhanced Pagination with Correct Pos - Pastebin.com

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edit 4:
added an setting to disable media lazyloading; it's set to true by default since some media wasn't loading.

// ==UserScript==// @name XenForo Enhanced Pagination with Media Optio - Pastebin.com

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[Houston911]

At the end of the day it starts and ends with the mods like @Ghost of Sway said. The coli is the way it is because the people who run it aren't fit to be moderating a black forum period.



I think he's talking about Houston lol. Houston's an old, sensitive, out-of-touch cuck. He's the one who got Sway, Dre God, Cornershooter and a million other solid posters out the paint for the crime of not being self-loathing Gen X eunuchs like him. And speaking of Zionists he's also the one who guarantees Scitt's freedom btw, a poster who 99% of the forum (including other mods) agree should be gone. Quick to hammer BM who aren't breaking any rules besides hurting his personal feelings, yet completely blind to the dozens of open WS that have been running around with impunity for years on his watch

Killacal, AnotherMan, Solo ✧✦✧, Gravity, i could go on for days listing black posters he's clapped off hurt feelings. If you ever wondered why the coli seems to get worse every year its because Houstons been picking off all the BM he doesnt like one by one and ignoring the WS while registration is perpetually closed. So the ratio just gets worse and worse as time goes on until the coli resembles a deranged lsa/stormfront hybrid where cacs, wenches, and male hyenas like him make up the majority of the user base.

Only reason I'm not using my real username here is cause if I did n that homotional nikka read this you know my coli account would be done for mjlol

Take my dick out your mouth so your mama can get a turn

Cuck? Pussy you too scared to say your name. You remedial ass coon.

If we was in the same space id spit in your face and make you slap your mama.

Die fakkit

And for the record, Dre god was banned by brook. None of his warnings came from me

Killacal asked to be banned. I never had an issue with him.

I banned that fakkit gravity tho

 

[Fill Collins]

Don’t forget faggot ass moderators always trigger happy to ban or bush somebody

I got banned for making fun of a non-Black poster, I've seen worse terrible passive aggressive anti-Black bs and blatant cuckold shit on TLR :scust:

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

Fully agreed

 

[Fill Collins]

Take my dick out your mouth so your mama can get a turn

Cuck? Pussy you too scared to say your name. You remedial ass coon.

If we was in the same space id spit in your face and make you slap your mama.

Die fakkit

And for the record, Dre god was banned by brook. None of his warnings came from me

Killacal asked to be banned. I never had an issue with him.

I banned that fakkit gravity tho

Why was I banned for making fun of Sccit when there was always slurs towards all kinds of Black people?

I have to see N-word crap flooding social media, AI slop that's just 21st century blackface, and I couldn't do the reverse?

 

[imnotbeyonce]

this probably unpopular but it should be fair for all skin colors

it was better when it was a hiphop/sports site

lets not let politics ruin this like it has the other one

in fact i say dont make a higher learning subforum

Definitely Keep the Film Room for Movies/Tv discussions. It’s a nice touch. Agree about the politics.

 

[Houston911]

Why was I banned for making fun of Sccit when there was always slurs towards all kinds of Black people?

I have to see N-word crap flooding social media, AI slop that's just 21st century blackface, and I couldn't do the reverse?

You had 18 warnings (from other mods)

 

[MMS]

Definitely Keep the Film Room for Movies/Tv discussions. It’s a nice touch. Agree about the politics.

yeah i agree, also TSC

wrasslin/chinese playfighting still alive in america

 

[Golayitdown]

I just spent about an hour creating a pagination userscript using DeepSeek v3.2(I think).

// ==UserScript==// @name XenForo Enhanced Pagination// @namespace - Pastebin.com

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View attachment 87

EDIT:

UPDATED IT to better support threads memory-wise with large number of posts.

XenForo Enhanced Pagination Userscript - Performance Optimized​

What This Userscript Does​

This userscript enhances your browsing experience on XenForo forums by letting you choose how many posts you want to see on each page, while being smart about performance and memory usage. Instead of being stuck with the forum's default setting (usually 20 posts per page), you can choose to see 40, 60, or even 100 posts on a single page. It's specially designed to handle large threads with thousands of posts without slowing down your browser or using too much memory.

Simple Summary of Features​

​

• Custom Posts Per Page: Choose between 20, 40, 60, or 100 posts per page
• Smart Loading: Only loads posts when you need them, not all at once
• Memory Efficient: Automatically manages memory to prevent browser slowdown
• Fast Navigation: Smooth page transitions even in huge threads

​

• Memory Limits: Never loads more than 300 posts into memory at once (configurable)
• Lazy Loading: Images and videos only load when they're visible on screen
• Automatic Cleanup: Removes old posts from memory when you don't need them
• Smart Caching: Keeps frequently viewed posts ready for quick access

​

For Small Threads (under 200 posts):

• Works like the regular enhanced pagination
• All posts stay loaded for instant navigation
• Full media loading as you browse

For Large Threads (200-15,000+ posts):

• Only loads what you see: If you're on page 5, it doesn't keep pages 1-4 in memory
• Unloads heavy content: Removes images/videos from posts you're not viewing
• Manages memory: Automatically cleans up old posts to free space
• Prevents crashes: Stops loading if memory gets too high

​

• No Browser Crashes: Built-in limits prevent memory overload
• Progressive Loading: Loads more posts gradually as you navigate
• Error Recovery: Handles network issues gracefully
• Clean Shutdown: Properly cleans up when you leave the page

​

• Virtual Scrolling: Only renders posts that are near your viewport
• Intersection Observer: Knows exactly what you're looking at
• Request Throttling: Limits how many pages load simultaneously
• Garbage Collection: Automatic memory cleanup every 30 seconds

​

• Same Simple Interface: Easy posts-per-page selector
• Visual Feedback: Shows loading status and memory usage
• Seamless Transitions: Pages load smoothly without jumping
• Performance First: Prioritizes browser stability over loading everything

​

Scenario: 15,000-post thread with 100 posts/page

• Traditional Approach: Could try to load 15,000 posts → 500MB+ memory → Browser crash
• Our Approach: Loads ~300 posts → 30-50MB memory → Smooth browsing

Scenario: Thread with large GIFs and images

• Traditional: All media loads immediately → Slow scrolling, high CPU
• Our Approach: Only visible media loads → Fast scrolling, low CPU

​

What You SEE:

• Fast page loads even in huge threads
• Smooth scrolling without lag
• Images that load as you view them
• Responsive navigation buttons

What You DON'T See:

• Browser tabs crashing
• Memory usage growing endlessly
• Slow performance over time
• Frozen pages from too much content

​

You can adjust these settings in the code based on your device:

• Mobile Phones: Lower memory limits for better performance
• Powerful Desktops: Higher limits for more cached posts
• Slow Connections: Fewer concurrent downloads
• Data-Saving: Aggressive media unloading

Complete Performance-Optimized Userscript Code​

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Works great fam! If I wasn't on mobile, I'd start tinkering with it. You need your own thread on here for all your good work.

 

[bnew]

Works great fam! If I wasn't on mobile, I'd start tinkering with it. You need your own thread on here for all your good work.

I updated it just in case you didn't notice cause there might be an issue with large threads and storing so many posts in memory.

 

[Fill Collins]

You had 18 warnings (from other mods)

Still, that didn't warrant a warning, he's not even Black, he can go to The Dreidel instead

 

[BobbyWojak]

He's the one who got Sway, Dre God, Cornershooter and a million other solid posters

Dre God and Cornershooter were trolling relentlessly, constantly posting weird redpill videos too.

 

[Bigmoneygrip]

Them niggas can’t help themselves smh

 

[LucasBishop]

That's why I stopped fucking with the coli for real. Over the years the shit started sounding like a right wing message board.

Thecoli got infiltrated . I remember reading thecoli years ago and it was just a place for different opinions on hip hop. It got really bizarre and unbearable over the years cause of the right wing stuff .

I hope this new place doesn't turn into a cesspool of crazy right wing bullshit.

 

[bnew]

@Golayitdown

I replaced the link for the updated script and got the post order right so if you're on page 6 of 7 and apply 60 posts per page, you'll be able to to go page 1 and see the correct post order which wasn't possible before. so the new userscript is aligns with the previous description. I really thought this would be a simple solution.

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has an issue with media loading.. will have try to resolve it.

edit:
added an setting to disable media lazyloading; it's set to true by default since some media wasn't loading.

// ==UserScript==// @name XenForo Enhanced Pagination with Media Optio - Pastebin.com

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pastebin.com

 

[thedlistvet]

At the end of the day it starts and ends with the mods like @Ghost of Sway said. The coli is the way it is because the people who run it aren't fit to be moderating a black forum period.



I think he's talking about Houston lol. Houston's an old, sensitive, out-of-touch cuck. He's the one who got Sway, Dre God, Cornershooter and a million other solid posters out the paint for the crime of not being self-loathing Gen X eunuchs like him. And speaking of Zionists he's also the one who guarantees Scitt's freedom btw, a poster who 99% of the forum (including other mods) agree should be gone. Quick to hammer BM who aren't breaking any rules besides hurting his personal feelings, yet completely blind to the dozens of open WS that have been running around with impunity for years on his watch

Killacal, AnotherMan, Solo ✧✦✧, Gravity, i could go on for days listing black posters he's clapped off hurt feelings. If you ever wondered why the coli seems to get worse every year its because Houstons been picking off all the BM he doesnt like one by one and ignoring the WS while registration is perpetually closed. So the ratio just gets worse and worse as time goes on until the coli resembles a deranged lsa/stormfront hybrid where cacs, wenches, and male hyenas like him make up the majority of the user base.

Only reason I'm not using my real username here is cause if I did n that homotional nikka read this you know my coli account would be done for mjlol

Houston was literally one of the mobs that said join here because he has not been able to contact Brooklyn in 18 months

 

[artificial intelligence]

Is nap here yet?

 

[Gloxina]

Would pawgs be allowed View attachment 25

Too soon

 

[projectcovo]

You had 18 warnings (from other mods)

LMAO yo I've said some of the most flagrant shit on the coli and never had more than 5 warnings. Y'all be on here wilding the fuck out

Too soon

I gotta rep my set

 

[GetRekt2025]

let that demon sccit rot on dubcnn

 

[Mike Nasty]

I replaced the link for the updated script and got the post order right so if you're on page 6 of 7 and apply 60 posts per pag

 

[Houston911]

LMAO yo I've said some of the most flagrant shit on the coli and never had more than 5 warnings. Y'all be on here wilding the fuck out


I gotta rep my set
View attachment 134

Yeah I genuinely think a lot of these guys are borderline retarded

Coli was one of the hardest sites online to get banned from

 

[Kenji]

Take my dick out your mouth so your mama can get a turn

Cuck? Pussy you too scared to say your name. You remedial ass coon.

If we was in the same space id spit in your face and make you slap your mama.

Die fakkit

And for the record, Dre god was banned by brook. None of his warnings came from me

Killacal asked to be banned. I never had an issue with him.

I banned that fakkit gravity tho

This bitch ass nigga came in here telling someone to die cause he got called out on his Zionist protecting hoe ass modding. You let an open zionist who says that FBA owe their civil rights to jews post on a forum cause he likes Kobe and calls you "bro". You can't ban anyone here dickhead, so you gotta tell someone to die. You didn't say a word about the dickeating you do for that Jew either.

Coon911 talking to black men

Coon911 when a jew needs his aid and wears a lakers Jersey

 

[Houston911]

This bitch ass nigga came in here telling someone to die cause he got called out on his Zionist protecting hoe ass modding. You let an open zionist who says that FBA owe their civil rights to jews post on a forum cause he likes Kobe and calls you "bro". You can't ban anyone here dickhead, so you gotta tell someone to die. You didn't say a word about the dickeating you do for that Jew either.

Coon911 talking to black men

Coon911 when a jew needs his aid and wears a lakers Jersey

You got my dick so far down your throat it’s cutting off circulation to your brain

Kill yourself and take your mama with you

 

[Kenji]

"My dick in your mouth"
"die"
"kill yourself"

Goddamn. You ain't shit without an admin panel. Hoe ass probably itching to ban me, lump in your throat cause you actually gotta think of some shit to say for the first time in a decade I see you still aint addressing your Zionist dick eating, instead you just lashing out mad cause we all seen it. Why are you a hoe? Specifically why are you a hoe to a jew? He call you "brodie" and reps Kobe and thats all it takes for you to throw FBA under the bus. You get to perform at the bar mitzvahs my nigga?

I wanna know what your price is C00n911, help me out.

 

[Houston911]

"My dick in your mouth"
"die"
"kill yourself"

Goddamn. You ain't shit without an admin panel. Hoe ass probably itching to ban me, lump in your throat cause you actually gotta think of some shit to say for the first time in a decade I see you still aint addressing your Zionist dick eating, instead you just lashing out mad cause we all seen it. Why are you a hoe? Specifically why are you a hoe to a jew? He call you "brodie" and reps Kobe and thats all it takes for you to throw FBA under the bus. You get to perform at the bar mitzvahs my nigga?

I wanna know what your price is C00n911, help me out.

Tag me on the coli (you will not be banned) and I’ll address any questions you have

Until then, get my dick out your mouth pussy ass nicca. You a pure hoe

 

[Kenji]

Tag me on the coli (you will not be banned) and I’ll address any questions you have

Until then, get my dick out your mouth pussy ass nicca. You a pure hoe

Nah faggot, address it here. You will never address it on TheColi. There's more than enough threads asking you about it that you duck.

So @sccit is an open zionist on a black hip hop forum?

The agenda is crazy @Sccit Someone slap this guys kufi off

www.thecoli.com

It would be easier for you to admit that's your boy, I wouldn't respect you cause you a lame but that would make sense "Brodie". Meanwhile you tell FBA men to kill themselves cause they point out that you're a coon for the Zionist. Look at how angry all your replies are, you 35+ talking about how you'd spit in another black mans face caue he pointed out how homotional you are and how you protect a Jew. Internet mall cop, you don't even know how to fight back without the Admin panel, how many times you gonna talk about dick? Makes sense though since you ride with the jews.